André Hooijschuur

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.

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Web Design
90%
Photography
80%
Illustration
60%

My Skills

I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.

My Bio

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.

Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.