André Hooijschuur
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
My Skills
I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on. Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.
My Bio
Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.
Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on. They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.